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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Black Ho Son

Prior to this year's NFL draft, a controversy was broiled up in Miami. It seems that during a standard player interview, Miami Dolphins' general manager, Jeff Ireland, asked Oklahoma State receiver, Dez Bryant, if his mother was ever "a prostitute." (I believe that question comes during the "are you a cop? 'cause you have to tell me if you're a cop." portion of the player questionnaire.)


To be fair, the line of questioning was initiated when the Miami Dolphins' front office uncovered this photo of Bryant's most recent family reunion.









Ireland has since apologized; and Dolphins' owner Stephen Ross has stated that he will "take appropriate actions, if necessary." And that he is fully prepared to "smack a bitch" but that he "really doesn't want to."

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Quest Begins

So...let me start by saying that if I end up with more than three followers, I'll consider this blog a mild non-failure. I'm assuming my mom, sister and girlfriend will be the first. If Jon Stewart is the fourth, we can end this little rouse. My goal is simple - become a writer for The Daily Show. Along the way, I hope only to make a few people laugh. By the way, I love that, if you are reading this, you are considered a "follower". It's as if you are now a member of my flock. Let us pray...