New York City's Time Square was brought to a screeching halt Saturday evening (and into the early hours of Sunday morning) as a "smoking" SUV parked on West 45th Street was discovered by tshirt vendor, Lance Orton. Orton, who is more well known as the face of Zatarain's Rice Corporation, had only this to say regarding his heroic discovery,"you see something. You say something." 
Quite a contrast to the comments made by 9-year-old Stevie Torson, a passer-by on vacation with his family, who said, "he who smelt it . . . dealt it."The SUV was found to be stocked with "cheap-looking alarm clocks connected to a 16-ounce can filled with fireworks" and a rifle cabinet packed with a "fertilizer-like substance." No true suspects have been named; although based on the list of contents of the vehicle, all early signs point to television's MacGruber.
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